Selena mania is too mainstream man!!! Who discovered weed? Some angry Latinxers on twitter got mad at La Llorona. Jesus is in China for work again. He made his house smart AF before he left. Sammy frequents Pitchfork Media often, in case you didn’t know. Last but not least, remember to join our patreon for exclusive podcasts. We’re uploading a colonoscopy Vlog on there soon, we hope you can join us! Thanks! https://www.patreon.com/Desmadre
#079: George Lopez vs Guillermo Kimmel / Chicano vs Latinx / Burritos vs Tacos - a drama filled week for the beaner community
George Lopez called out Guillermo on IG for playing Liberace, “Ay Foo, U ain’t gotta do Every Role they Give U Ese…” The Chicano student organization - MeCHa - is going through an identity shift. Tacos & burritos are the new bloods & crips. Is this how “Divide & Conquer” works? Can we all just get along? The answer to the first question is Yes. And the answer to the second one is No. Enjoy this week’s episode!
#078: crazy stuff stupid rich ppl do for their kids
Would you risk going to jail so your kid could go to Harvard? Would you suck a hobo off? Felicity Huffman did one of the two. Jesus and Sammy , two idiots without kids, try to get to the bottom of why parents do crazy shiz like this.
#077: R.Kelly, Robert Kraft & Adam Levine all deserve prison justice
We’ve fallen off the woke wagon and just want to be normal problematic Mexican dudes, is that really such a crime?
#076: Yalitza Aparicio To Play Dora The Explorer For Her Next Role
We’ve fallen off the woke wagon and just want to be normal problematic Mexican dudes, is that really such a crime?
#075: eating Hamberders w Trump vs. smoking Crack w Jimmy Carter (+bonus topic MILLENNIAL BURNOUT)
Millennials all have an STD and they won't shut up about it. Trump orders 3Gs worth of hamberders. Jeff & MacKenzie are getting a divorce because he didn't eat that booty.
#074: Jack Black should play Yolanda Saldivar, Selena's killer, on the upcoming Netflix series
Did Selena fake her death? Who should play Yolanda in the upcoming Netflix series? Are kids stupid for believing in Santa? Is it wrong to laugh at Michael Cohen's grieving daughter? All these questions & more in this weeks episode! Happy ChristmaChanukWanzah!
#073: Is Bad Bunny A-Rod's illegitimate son?
Bad Bunny is a Latin illuminati agent and other things that happened this week. Enjoy!
#072: UNLOCKING THE LATINO VOTE 2018, A Desmadre Special Report
The mainstream media often pigeonholes the “Latino Vote”. Jesus & Sammy decided to create a roadmap for this coveted demographic in this monumental, game changing podcast episode. #SiSePuede #Arriba #Arriba #YoQuieroTacoBell
#071: Auditioning & standup comedy in LA, Hooters for WEED, scooters taking over, Saudi hitmen
Jesus and Sammy discuss their trips to LA where Sammy auditioned for a pilot then hung out with the American Wannabes. Jesus drank a really fancy old fashioned and Sammy went to the hooters of weed.