Mental health matters, Khabib owned McGregor, Taylor Swift is woker than Kanye, up is down, down is up, kavanaughs in office and the world is literally melting. Enjoy episode #070!
#069: French Queso, Three Six Problematic Mafia, & the Republican illuminati
Jesus went to France and ate cheese. Sammy took his first “couples trip” to IKEA. The world is crumbling at the nomination of Brett KKKavanaugh. This is Episode #069
#068: #FREEDESMADRE, Shaun “Egg Roll” King, Inca Corn, & a massive Ted Cruz chest piece tattoo
We've been in iTunes jail for the last month because of the graphic language in our descriptions. That excuse has ran its course so here's No. 68 for all y'all beaners and assorted other races that listen to this. Enjoy. @desmadredotcom #FREEDESMADRE
#067: Popping & Locking, Cholo Gothic Goat Sacrifices, & The WuTang of Cumbia, a conversation with @SonidoClash
Sammy sits down with two underground Chicano artists from San Jose, CA to discuss the current state of Latinx Alternative music over Arizona Ice Tea & a bag Doritos.
For info on the Sonido Clash Music Fest: https://bit.ly/2PyvqMV
2018 Sonido Clash Music Fest Playlist: https://bit.ly/2wvy5OR
#066: Cake at the VMAs, Burrito Bandito, Trump Implicated, & Stupid Broke Paisas
Jesus & Sammy discuss the burrito bandit, the start of Act 3 in the Trump poop show and an idea to counter Crazy Rich Asians: Stupid Broke Paisas.
#065: A Giant Scrotal Tumor, Kardashians, Catholics Gone Wild, & the Power of Makeup Contouring
Jesus & Sammy discuss the case of a man with a ~100lb scrotal tumor, social decay via the Kardashians and Catholics, MakeUp tutorials, & a host of other nonsense all while completely sober.
#064: Eating pizza @ the gym, herbalife, & god bless the jLo instagram
Jesus and Sammy discuss a wide rage of topics including Mexicans selling herbalife, high fashion & God's design (jLo's instagram). Sammy came really close to doing a racist Chinese impersonation but his WOKENESS stopped him.
#063: No more keke challenge, adult entertainment warping standards & Elon Musk The MoMo
Jesus & Sammy are back to discuss the keke challenge, bleached butts, & Elon Musk’s tantrum.
#062: National Fried Chicken Day, cheap whiskey, having a kid for the ‘gram & #WorldCupSoWhite
Jesus & Sammy celebrate #NationalFriedChickenDay in the studio with a couple of cold ones and discuss the benefits of international trade wars (cheap whiskey), the WHITEness of the remaining World Cup teams, & conceiving a child solely for profit on IG.
#061: Mad for 4th of July, Melatonin, Mexico, & more
Jesus is back from China to discuss all the hottest topics of the week with Sammy: getting turnt (down) on Melatonin, the new Mexican prez, Drake & general incoherence inspired by 32 oz of cheap Mexican lager.