#038: Thanksgiving fails, using a chainsaw, shoplifting in China & vegetarianism sucks

Jesus rambles about his failed workout and healthy eating habits (including an attempt to eat more vegetables), shoplifting in China and Trump freeing the UCLA idiots (and why he doesn't shoplift), then recounts a few Thanksgiving pasts.

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#038: Thanksgiving fails, using a chainsaw, shoplifting in China & vegetarianism sucks
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#037: Louis CK, Roy Moore, i got a white handyman & Carlos Beltran retires

Jesus rambles about the latest round of sexual deviants - aka Louis CK and Roy Moore, then talks about hiring white handymen to fix his house. He ends with a goodbye to pro baseball player Carlos Beltran and an update on his failed workout attempts.

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#037: Louis CK, Roy Moore, i got a white handyman & Carlos Beltran retires
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#036: 2017 elections, getting fat & lazy, thiccness, kevin spacey & others continue falling

Jesus rambles about thiccness, not working out for a few months, the Democratic sweep of 2017 elections and the continue downfall of degenerates in Hollywood.

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#036: 2017 elections, getting fat & lazy, thiccness, kevin spacey & other Hollywood degenerates
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#035: making money is easy, making money doing what you love is hard, rich bryan & post malone

Jesus rambles about making money, more pigs being exposed along Harvey Weinstein, the movie LION and non-traditional rappers like Post Malone and Rich Bryan. 

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#035: makin money is easy, makin money doing what you love is hard, post malone & rich bryan
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#034: buying a house, men are pigs, drinking makes you more fluent in other languages & humans will be robots

Jesus rambles about buying a new house, being the 'little spoon', men being straight pigs, drinking making people more fluent in other languages and our future as androids.

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#034: buyin a house, men r pigs, drinkin makes u more fluent in other languages & our android future
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#033: Harvey Weinstein's fall, Las Vegas tragedy, buying a house, Trump in Puerto Rico & arthouse films

Jesus rambles about the Las Vegas massacre, Harvey Weinstein's piggish fall, Trump shooting baskets in Puerto Rico, buying a house and his recent viewing of art house films. 

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#033: Harvey Weinstein's fall, Las Vegas tragedy, buying a house, Trump in PR & arthouse films
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#032: Juice is loose, Tom Price is out, Saudi women level up, & to pay college athletes or not

Jesus and Sammy discuss the release of OJ & Tom Price (respectively), Saudi Arabia allowing women to drive, the death of Hugh Hefner, whether or not college athletes should be paid and of course our favorite topic - the Kardashians (Khloe is pregnant omg!)

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#032: Juice is loose, Tom Price is out, Saudi women level up, & to pay college athletes or not
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#031: Natural disasters continue, Hillary Clinton vs Gucci Mane, wavering NFL, & Kylie Jenner is pregnant omg

Jesus & Sammy talk natural disasters, Hillary & Guwop, NFL shake ups and the most important news of the week - maybe the year - Kylie Jenner’s rumored pregnancy!

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#031: Natural disasters, Hillary Clinton vs Gucci Mane, wavering NFL, & Kylie Jenner is Pregnant omg
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